Current Location: Luang Prabang, Laos.
Total Distance Cycled: 9,717 km.
Flat Tyres in SE Asia: four.
Worst Coffee: Mama
Pap Guesthouse, Tat Lo, Bolaven Plateau, Laos.
Time on the Road: One year since we left work.
|War junk left over from the U.S.|
bombing of Laos (Vang Vieng))
It has to be a stretch of the imagination to compare the
Tour de France with a bike ride in Laos but let’s give it a go.
Among touring cyclists in South East Asia, the ride between
the Laos capital, Vientiane, and the UNESCO world heritage town of Luang
Prabang is about as good as it gets. There are strange limestone karsts and mountain
vistas on which to feast the eyes and stiff climbs and frightening descents to
provide a physical challenge. There are colourful villages - not the quaint, perfectly
manicured ones of France but simple homes inhabited by hill tribes who cling to
a way of life that hasn’t changed much over the past four decades. Sure they
may have electricity and fresh water (the latter thanks to World Vision Australia), but
the thatched roofs of many homes have not all been replaced with corrugated
|River boats, Vang Vieng|
The ride is much shorter than the real Tour - just over 400
km, but for us in our 60s on a tandem it provided enough of a challenge to
remind us of the pleasures and pain that come from real cycling - not the
lowland, flat stuff we have experienced through much of the rest of SE Asia so
And unlike the real Tour, there are no rules - just a few suggestions.
Le Tour de Laos can be ridden either way - north or south,
but it’s easiest cycling from Vientiane northwards so that two big climbs are
avoided on the same day. Competitors are free to start whenever they like but
may care to avoid the rainy season. We cycled at the end of March and while it
was hot, the biggest disappointment was the constant haze from slash-and-burn
|This old Lima air strip outside Vang Vieng was used by the|
US during its Secret War. Now it's used to launch hot air
To help get in the spirit of the real Tour, competitors
heading out of Vientiane are urged to begin by riding along Th Lane Xang, a
wide boulevard sometimes referred to as the Champs Elysees. Go past Patuxai, the
concrete monstrosity with a vague resemblance to the Arc de Triomphe, and
riders should be mentally adjusted to the Laos version of the French ride.
If beginning in Luang
Prabang, at least have a baguette and a cup of rich, strong Laos coffee before
Unlike the real Tour, no-one cares about performance
enhancing drugs or alcohol, so plan your Laos ride safe in the knowledge that
at the end of each day you will be able to rehydrate with lashings of Beerlao.
|Cabbage patch, on the road|
north of Vang Vieng.
So, to the ride itself - March 2013
Stage 1: Vientiane to Hinheup on Highway 13 (92 km)
It took us more than an hour and 20 km to clear the northern
outskirts of Vientiane, but suddenly we were in rolling countryside with only
road works to contend with and one longish climb towards the end of the day. Hinheup
lies on the Nam Lik River and in the dry season it’s worth riding down to the
bridge to watch the locals floating downstream on inflated car tubes, some of
them holding umbrellas to shade themselves from the sun. There are two guesthouses
here although there wasn’t much sign of life at one of them.
Stage 2: Hinheup to Vang Vieng (65 Km)
Back on Highway 13, the day begins with rolling countryside
until the northern end of the Nam Ngum Reservoir, a good place for a break and
something to eat. An easy 20 km ride through more limestone karsts brings you
into Vang Vieng.
|Hot air ballooning at Vang Vieng.|
Stage 3: Vang Vieng, rest day/s
We took the opportunity to relax in this town which until
recently was a magnet for young backpackers who spent their time drunk, drugged
and drowning themselves tubing in the Nam Song River. In the last year, the
Government has stepped in, ripping out the floating bars and ordering an end to
the most dangerous behaviour. Now Vang Vieng is much more subdued, and its
visitors are taking part in safer pursuits such as kayaking, rock climbing and
tubing without ‘substances’ (well, maybe just a can of Beerlao).
Stage 4: Vang Vieng to Kasi (66 km)
The first real test came today, but before we got to it a
squeaking noise from our tandem grew steadily worse. We tried tightening the
couplings that enable the frame to be taken apart, but it made no difference.
|Kids on the road to Kasi.|
In true Le Tour style, the spectators became a problem. As
well as the usual cries of “sabaidee”, scores of young schoolboys wanted to
“high five” Judy as we passed by. Some of them struck her hand so forcibly her
arm became sore and we started to avoid these young fans. Other children ran alongside
as we slowly climbed and some of them pushed from behind - trying to help but
giving us the wobbles.
|Watermelon stop - all ready to eat|
out of a plastic bag.
About half way through the day’s ride we struck a stiff
climb which went on for several kilometres. We stopped to drink from our water
bottles a couple of times, but managed to cycle all the way up.
Our guesthouse at Kasi that evening sported a concrete table
with an inset draughts table and draughtsmen made of bottle tops for one player
and pebbles for the other. We sat in the dusk and had a game as we drank our
|Judy at a scenic spot a few kilometres south of Phou Khoun.|
Pity about the haze from slash-and-burn agriculture which
has obscured most of the view.
Stage 5 Kasi to Phou Khoun (45 km)
45 km may not be far, but there was lots of climbing and we
were happy to take our time and enjoy the scenery. The highest point was at
1,388 m. Early on we traced the tandem’s squeak to two bolts used to adjust the
tension of the front chain. By easing each bolt a quarter of a turn, the sound
We passed through more Hmong villages and were overtaken by
Michael, a young Swiss rider who chatted with us until we could no longer keep
up. Later we stopped at a roadside
restaurant that would have had spectacular views if it wasn’t for the haze. We were
joined by another cyclist whom we dubbed “The Monkey Man” and sported tight
lycra bib overalls. Within a few minutes he had given us his life story – ex
military policeman, martial arts expert, lived in Thailand 10 years, enjoyed
the company of the hill country people (the women, he says, dance all night
while the men sleep). He is like an Energizer battery and we are exhausted just
listening to him. Fortunately, the climbing for the day is over and we have a
gentle cruise over the last few kilometres into Phou Khoun.
Stage 5, Phou Khoun to Kiukacham (50 km)
Within a couple of kilometres of setting out, the winding
road plunges downhill and we know we are going much too fast for safety. One of
the disadvantages of tandems is that the extra weight of two people plus their
luggage can cause the wheel rims to overheat from the friction caused by the
brakes. The worst case scenario is a burst inner tube while travelling at
We checked the brakes and sure enough, the rims were too hot to
touch for more than a split second. We walked the bike downhill until we were satisfied things had cooled down enough for safety, then climbed back on –
repeating the process till we reached the bottom. Despite our efforts, the front
tyre goes and we examine the tube - there is a tiny hole but no sign of a sharp object that could have punctured it. We make a roadside repair and carry on.
The uppsy downsy riding continues as we climb back up to
1,400m and find a guesthouse with a surprisingly good restaurant at Kiukacham.
|The first of two flat tyres in two days - as the rims|
heat up from braking hard and the tubes deflate.
Stage 6 Kiukacham to Xiang Ngeun, (55 Km)
We have hardly set off the next morning before we are losing
height again - more than 1,000 m in 20 km - and resume worrying about the
We make it safely to the bottom and stop at a bridge over
the Nam Ming River to take photos before embarking on a 15 km climb up to more
than 1,000 m altitude. On the way, we pass three women dangling what look like
live rats by their tails. They are trying to sell them to passing motorists.
Straddling the bike, it’s hard to get close enough to see if they’re rats or
some other kind of rodent, and the language barrier makes it too difficult to
At the top of the climb we stop in a small village for cold
drinks at the only stall. It’s tiny and inside the owner is sitting on the
floor playing with his baby son. He passes us two bright yellow Beerlao crates
and insists we sit on them in the shade of his stall. The seats are just a
small thing, but the hospitality doesn’t go unnoticed by us.
It was time for the second big descent of the day, and we
set off cautiously. We alternated the use of the brakes - first the back one, then rest it and use
the front one - in the best tandem riding style.
We were almost at the bottom and could see the road
levelling out but our nerve failed us. We decided to pull over to walk the last
few metres but as we slowed we could feel that unmistakable wobble that means a
We limped into the town of Xiang Ngeun and under the shade
of a tree replaced the inner tube. Again, there was a tiny hole but no sign of what had caused the puncture.We gathered a small audience, one of whom
was fascinated at what came out of a pannier – plastic cups, a jar of creamer,
wet weather leggings and finally the tool kit. Judy took command of someone’s outside
table so we could work clear of the dust and dirt.
|Judy celebrates our arrival in Luang Prabang with a beer|
and a haircut.
Accommodation that night was definitely not up to the
standard riders would expect on Le Tour but we didn’t care - we were in one
piece and we knew there were no downhills to worry about the next day.
Stage 7 Xiang Ngeun to Luang Prabang (25 km)
With just a short, easy ride to Luang Prabang we enjoyed the
luxury of a sleep-in until our alarm went off at 7 am. A cup of tea, some
coconut snacks and we were back on the road. There was just one hill about
halfway to Luang Prabang, otherwise it was an easy ride and we are there by mid-morning.
We celebrated the end of Le Tour de Laos with egg-filled baguettes and coffee
and went off to treat ourselves to a better-than-usual guesthouse.
|Village on the Nam Ming River, northern Laos|
|Nam Ming River|